Red Umbrella

 So the other day my mom mentions to me that if a guy were to ever see my blog...he would never want to date me. (thank you mom for my boost of self confidence for the day) So she proceeded to tell me that it was because I came across as boy crazy. So for the next month...I will not post about boys. So this is my final post about my love life.

I want this....

not the boyfriend...the Red Umbrella of course :)

Officially Official

I passed my test and am now a Certified Dental Assistant!!!

hello blog...i have missed you

I haven't blogged in forever but no worries...I'm back! 

So I will just catch everyone up on my fabulous life.

I have amazing roommates and we have fish and frogs in our apartment. 3 out of the 7 fish have now passed and we have tombstones for each of them. 

I work at Los Hermanos in Lindon and it causes the majority of my drama in life.

I am 2 weeks away from becoming a Dental Assistant and I haven't passed out since my "incident" with observing wisdom teeth removal.

April 13th I will have a niece!!!

I dated boy #1 for 3 months. We broke up and long story short...I have had many recent awkward moments with him. I should have learned not to date people from work after that experience, but Im an idiot. Which leads to my next update....

I have been on a few dates with boy #2 also from work. So now I pretty much THRIVE off of awkward moments with boy #1 and boy #2. 

Lesson Learned: Enjoy awkward moments in life

Love, Lyssa Nicole

dress...check. Now i need a man

Ok so its a good thing guys dont read my blog or this might freak them out. But girls...you will understand this. So I randomly had a desire to look at wedding dresses....and i found my dream dress. Hopefully they still have it in like 3 or 4 years :)

Replacing boys...

So a few weeks ago...I was DONE with boys. I thought...who needs them?? So I replaced them with this little guy...

His name is Koda and isn't he adorable???

My First....

do you still talk to your FIRST love?

does the kid from kindergarten count?? and no i dont talk to him

what was your FIRST job?
helping kids with swimming lessons at AF rec. center


what was your FIRST car?
i have never actually owned a car....my parents lend me a chevy prism and its awesome.


FIRST person to text you today?
dallin wilkes and vandes price


where did you go on your FIRST airplane trip?
England, to visit my grandparents on their mission


who was your FIRST best friend?
thats hard...my cousin ali probably though


where was your FIRST sleepover?
ali's house i believe


FIRST wedding you were in?
my sisters...it was amazing :)


FIRST thing you did this morning?
took my drugs (just got my wisdom teeth out haha)


the FIRST concert you went to?
30 seconds to mars....amazing.


FIRST lessons you took?
dance or violin...i was horrible at both.


when and where was your FIRST kiss?
junior year in front of the boys house. not the best kiss haha

ABC's

I admit...I stole this from Abby. I thought it was cute :)

A. Age: 19

B. Bed size: Twin...and I like it best that way.

C. Chore you hate: mopping...I hate it.

D. Dogs: just got one :) I adore them.

E. Essential start to your day: orange juice

F. Favorite color: changes everyday...but today its dark purple.

G. Gold or silver: Silver..no doubt silver

H. Height: I am 5’7" 

I. Instruments you play: Well if you count easy piano songs...

J. Job title: oh nothing...i just quit my job. I have no life :)

K. Kids: I would want 2 kids. boy or girls. Doesn't matter. Then I want to adopt one.

L. Live: my parents. Then in the fall...glenwood with Toni Woodrow!!

M. Mom's name: Deanna Thayne Jensen...she is crazy. Happy Mothers Day!!

N. Nickname: where to start...Miss Alyss, Thus, Gluh, Lissy Mcguire, Lyssy, pumpkin.

O. Overnight hospital stays: Many when I was little. Had like 7 surgeries on my eyes

P. Pet peeve: controlling people...

Q. Quote from a movie/show: "Come on Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!" ~cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

R. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

S. Siblings: Breanne, Joram, Jace, and Tyson

T. Time you wake up: Today? 8. Usually? 10-11

U. Ukelele or Guitar: guitar...if im in Hawaii...ukelele

V. Vegetables you dislike: All of the above...hate them all

W. What makes you run late: losing stuff...keys, purse, shoes.

X. X-rays you've had: Only an MRI

Y. Yummy food you make: Im not much of a cook but I love grilled cheese

Z. Zoo animal favorite: Elephants or monkeys. Easy.